Ross O'Carroll-Kelly by The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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478
- ‘Dad, you need to ask yourself what do you want to be – a rugby fan or a good father?’

Fri, 22 Sep 2023
477
- Some things are more important than family. Rugby happens to be one of them

Tue, 19 Sep 2023
476
- ‘There’s no caps for your so-called matches against Mexico and, I don’t know, Guava Larva. I made the entire thing up’

Fri, 08 Sep 2023
475
- ‘It turns out that every single vehicle in the Mount Anville cor pork has had its tyres done. Except one’

Fri, 01 Sep 2023
474
- ‘A chap taught me how to hot-wire a cor this morning,’ the old man goes

Fri, 25 Aug 2023
473
- I’m no stranger to seeing my old man standing in the dock accused of serious crimes

Fri, 18 Aug 2023
472
- Camino Royale: the final exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book

Thu, 17 Aug 2023
471
- Camino Royale: the second exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book

Wed, 16 Aug 2023
470
- Camino Royale: an exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O’Carroll-Kelly book

Tue, 15 Aug 2023
469
- ‘Honor, there has to be a better way of trying to save the planet than this’

Sat, 12 Aug 2023
468
- Dude, you’re not allowed to just, like, shoot seagulls

Fri, 04 Aug 2023
467
- Father and son. From the same city. And we might as well be a donkey talking to a parrot

Fri, 28 Jul 2023
466
- ‘We caught the so-called SUV avenger tonight, in the actual act!’

Fri, 14 Jul 2023
465
- People like us don’t get embarrassed. That’s how we’ve ended up where we are in life

Fri, 07 Jul 2023
464
- ‘What if the SUV Avenger turned out to be your daughter, Sorcha?’

Fri, 30 Jun 2023
463
- The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor

Sat, 24 Jun 2023
462
- ‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’

Fri, 16 Jun 2023
461
- There’s nothing like the school sports day to get the old competitive juices flowing

Fri, 09 Jun 2023
460
- ‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’

Fri, 02 Jun 2023
459
- ‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear

Fri, 26 May 2023
458
- The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches

Sat, 20 May 2023
457
- The two of them are staring at me like this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. It’s not even in the top 10

Fri, 12 May 2023
456
- Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl

Fri, 05 May 2023
455
- I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?

Fri, 28 Apr 2023
454
- ‘I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s’

Fri, 21 Apr 2023
453
- Here we are on the roof of the house, vaping away to our horts’ content

Fri, 14 Apr 2023
452
- The old dear arrives at the door, smelling like a distillery tour, asking to see her granddaughters

Tue, 11 Apr 2023
451
- We’re a father and daughter vaping away to beat the band, properly bonding

Fri, 31 Mar 2023
450
- I’m 43. Andy Farrell would want to be pretty focking desperate for a 10 to pick me

Mon, 27 Mar 2023
449
- What a day . . . I’ll just send a quick congrats text to Johnny Sexton

Tue, 21 Mar 2023
448
- Girls, if Johnny Sexton was here, he’d tell you – you are never, ever beaten

Fri, 17 Mar 2023
447
- Now I’m doing something that I never do, doubting myself

Fri, 10 Mar 2023
446
- I want this school to be a conveyor belt of women’s rugby talent

Fri, 03 Mar 2023
445
- I’ve ended up on a poster for adult incontinence treatment on a gable wall in, like, Ranelagh

Fri, 24 Feb 2023
444
- I’m getting the tattoo of J-Lowe, a late 40th birthday present to myself

Fri, 17 Feb 2023
443
- One day, there’s going to be a Leinster Schools Senior Cup… for girls!

Fri, 10 Feb 2023
442
- I’m surrounded by people who keep me grounded. I wish they’d focking stop

Fri, 03 Feb 2023
441
- Sixmas is what I call the Six Nations Championship – the most wonderful time of the year

Mon, 30 Jan 2023
440
- Would I have to take my top off for any of these jobs? That wouldn’t be an issue for me

Fri, 20 Jan 2023
439
- If women’s rugby is ever going to be treated seriously, they’ll have to embrace the whole obnoxiousness thing

Fri, 13 Jan 2023
438
- I silently curse myself for giving St Michael’s College credit that they don’t deserve

Fri, 06 Jan 2023
437
- ‘You put the focking Quality Street, the focking Roses and the focking Celebrations in the same bowl!’

Fri, 23 Dec 2022
436
- 'I’m having a slash when in walks Santa, and all my Christmases come at once'

Fri, 16 Dec 2022
435
- It’s the Castlerock College mince pie-eating contest, and Leo is stepping up to the plate

Fri, 09 Dec 2022
434
- ‘I’m not having a Terenure College Christmas tree in the house’

Fri, 02 Dec 2022
433
- 'Honor isn’t for everyone. She takes after her old man in that regord'

Fri, 25 Nov 2022
432
- The neighbours have visions of the Vico Road turning into Morbella

Fri, 18 Nov 2022
431
- ‘Schoolbooks shmoolbooks ... I didn’t do a tap at school and look at me’

Fri, 11 Nov 2022
430
- ‘Newpork is famous for kids with pierced lips...They don’t even care about rugby’

Tue, 08 Nov 2022
429
- 'It’s Halloween week and we’re living in a house that’s, like, haunted – literally'

Fri, 28 Oct 2022

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